Paris Hilton got a boob job?
I have a number of concerns with this picture. First: boobs: I've seen my fair share of push-up bras, but this is ridiculous. I smell a boob job (which is tough to decipher from the smell of mildew in my basement apartment... but I do) even though Paris claims otherwise.
But what concerns me the most is her face...it's beginning to look like it's made from wax, what has she done? You could seriously make out with a candle and get the same effect of kissing Paris' face...and as a fringe benefit, a candle can't give you herpes. Well, except for that candle I got from my prison pen pal...how the hell it happened, only Roy knows....
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so fake!
I'd still hit it. Maybe even twice.
No way in hell; those are aftermarket parts...and not very good ones.
From the above photo, it's also obvious that she's had her jaw line redone. It's reshaped her face to make it longer and skinnier (like she needs to lose any more weight... eat a sammich, kid!)
Paris, who would want to make out with Bruce Campbell???
I'd totally still hit it. Minus the herpes.
I'd hit it.... IN THE FUCKING FACE! Can't wait til she's dead.
Good, I can finally titty fuck her now.
jawline?!?! yeah, right... because getting your jawline 'done' is the norm for comestic surgery... try a different camera angle... DUH!
hmmm... add a few lines on the forehead and bags under her eyes... maybe even some wrinkles than it's paris 20 years from now... creepy
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